M i z z [ b l a c k o u t ]

Okay so i have this AWESOME teacher named Miss A [her real is “difficult” to pronounce so we students shortened] and she is like the coolest teacher to have while you’re high school. I mean honestly she like not that much older than us [who are of the 17-year-old persausion] and she made AP English Language a piece of cake. Well to be honest when i took the AP test i feel like bombed two of the three essays. [I hope i don’t get put on some terrorist watchlist because i put the word “bombed” in my blog.]

Yeah, well i didnt title this blog to talk about how cool my AP English teacher is [who by the way is from Flint Michigan which one the top dangerous cities in America…yeah i know… she’s GANGSTA! lol] I wanted to talk about how she is leaving my school next year. [insert sad face again]… and now i don’t have a class to skip in when i’m trying to avoid going to one my so-called “important” classes… [sad face one more time please]… she’s moving to some weird school named Yes Prep Academy, where i’m guessing they say Yes! to anything because that’s the name of their school…[punchline drum roll…]…

No on a serious note, do you ever wonder what the mascot is to some of these schools? Like if someone went to Nixon High School, would their mascot be money? or a backrobber? What is the mascot for Yes Prep? An exclaimation point? A very creepy YES with feet and eyes and arms?…these are things that a junior in high school ponders on before she moves on to be a senior…[WOO! Class of X!]

Oh yeah back to my teacher who is leaving me and my friends to go work at another school because she doesn’t love us anymore… Oh another thing. I asked my teacher where her wedding was going to be and she said in Michigan, and i questioned whether or not we could go even though Michigan is a pretty good while ways away from good ‘ole Texas, and she questioned how would we get there. My suggestion, which was brilliant of course, was to load every one of her students who want to go to her wedding in a U-Haul truck and take a big giant roadtrip to Michigan to attend her lovely wedding. She called me insane. I am not. I’m just a little stranger than usual sometimes but i think i’m still alright. [te-hehe]

Well to Miss A, if she ever read this, or to my millions and millions of nobodies who DON’T read my blogs, i wish you farewell on teaching to those other kids who are not as AWESOME as we were! [WOO CLASS OF X!] and that everything goes well with you on your wedding day, and expect to see either a U-Haul truck or an RV, whichever is cheaper to haul all the way to Michigan from the good ‘ole state of Texas, and see my bright beaming face ready to attend your lovely day! [insert creepy smile NOW!]

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So in recent times, i have noticed that people who do not have access to unlimited text messaging and then later on in thier lives get unlimited text messaging just spend their time texting people random things just because they have the ability to do so. Pitiful. Anyways well that’s not why i titled this blog “Promiscuous Texting Leads to No Good.” Here’s today’s chisme story: [reference: “chisme” means gossip in spanish]

So i have this person in my life that i don’t want to call a friend because of the fact that she does things that are not good in the eyes of a “normal” person or more like someone who has common sense. Like all and all she is a cool person to chill with but when it comes to people’s relationships or when it comes to talking about people of opposite [or same] sex interest.

So here’s the deal. This person [who i need to keep nameless considering that my other friends might read this and would possibly think that i would be wrong for naming names in this blog] was texting my other friend’s girlfriend even though my friend told her to “back off” [exact quote]. But because this person loves to come in between people and their significant other, she continued to text this guy’s girlfriend. [for reference purpose: she’s bi-something.. it doesn’t matter because she really doesn’t know what she wants]. So she texted the guy’s girlfriend saying “sometimes i want to kiss you” and the girlfriend texted back saying “why don’t you?”… take a second to take it all in….done? ready?

Yeah i know…what a hoe! On both sides. Its like if you were a true friend, you would have backed off like he told you to do in the first place, and if you were a real girlfriend you would not ask the person who your boyfriend had a problem with talking to you, makes you wonder what goes through the minds of these people who have no common sense.

The result of promiscuous text messaging = Drama that is obviously AVOIDABLE.

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So i have this list of people’s ass to kick and there’s this kid that my friends and i call H.F.K. [Horny Freshman Kid]… well anyway as you can tell from his name he’s quite a freshman to know when you are a junior. Well this kid has once [honestly i mean ONLY ONCE] messed around with me and then messed around with my friend, then messed around my social-whore of a friend as well (even though she claimed to have not liked him and even told me out of her mouth that i should stop messing around with him, even though i already have). So due to my recent fustration at everything with a [insert appropiate word for man sex part…NOW!] penis, i came up with this solution to deal with this a*hole. Hit him in the nuts. Simple as that.

So i accomplished my goal. I hit this little horn dog right where he loves himself the most, he precious tic tac balls [his own description of his man sex parts] which was successful and funny…until the a*hole hit my tushy with his freaking shoe! Then while he was stalking my friend and i, as well moaning on and on about how his balls hurt [SCORE!], he smack the Shizzay! out of my tushy while we were going up the stairs…lil bitch…then i had to freaking restrain him to not dry hump my friend and that a*hole bent my nail back…lil bitch…

What a week….lol

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I was recently on TRAVIESBLOG.com the other day, which the tumblr for Travis McCoy from Gym Class heroes, and I saw that he had a new post. A Video post at that. I watched. I cried. I shouted. I got repremanded for shouting. I’m spell checking the repremanded….I got “reprimanded” for shouting. Then i decided that i would blog about it, although it has been 11 days since he last blogged and posted that sad video. For those who are not Travie obsessed like i am, on his video blog or vlog for short, he basically had words going up the screen like the ending credits of a movie and it stated, and I QUOTE!: “I’ve given enough. Maybe too much. R.I.P. Traviesblog.com” It felt like a little piece of me die a little inside. I love reading things he did while he was on tour, the crazy videos of random lemur monkeys on his back, pictures of like the awesome-est things. Plus he had a nice face to look at. Really nice. Maybe if i tagged Travis on this blog he would understand this blog vital for my life, and his postings could possibly delete cancer as a whole. (i don’t if you can tell, but i’m just coming up with “-ish_ out my “izz-ass” lol) Anyways! so Travis, please don’t leave tumblr!… *rips white shirt and screams in the rain towards random balcony:* TRAVIE!…TRAVIE!…TRAVIE! (that was supposed to a reference to whatever movie it was where the guy is screaming “STELLA!…STELLA!…STELLA!” lol -[blackout]

Yeah so today was the LAST DAY for me to take lame standardized testing that i talked about in my last blog. This is what i have looked forward to for the longest time! I dreamt of the day when i didn’t have to take it ever again, and hopefully i pass these tests so i won’t have to take it next year while i am a senior.. [WOO CLASS OF 2010!]

Anyways…there was really nothing else to say..except that i am watching the hills considering that i missed it last week and tonight it is a whole new episode… plus i have been missing out on some awesome shows…well i’m done with this blog…

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Well here in the good ‘ole state of Texas, us grade school cowboys and cowgirls have to take this ‘ole test we call TAKS [acronym for Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills] which used to currently be called TAAS [which i don’t know what it used to be called considering they changed it when i was like in 3rd grade and could care less what it stood for.]

ANYWAYS!…so this great state of the Lone Star has a requirement for all high school students:

“If you don’t pass your ‘EXIT LEVEL TAKS’ tests [in math, science, english, and social studies], you will not graduate from high school.”

That basically means that all the years you had to take the TAKS test, means absolutely NOTHING until you are in the 11th grade and need to pass your EXIT LEVEL TAKS in order that you don’t have to re-take those courses doing “TAKS PREP” and then ultimatle re-taking the EXIT LEVEL test as a senior…yeah i know…LAME

So, all those years when teachers tried scaring us into thinking that we had to pass the TAKS test in middle and elementary schools, actually means nothing until when you finally hit high school and you recently instilled in your mind that TAKS means nothing now, you get to your junior and you actually have to be serious and hope that you pass it because you cannot go to summer school and just make it up. NOPE! That’s not the case at all… we have to be all serious and paranoid as to what might our scores will be and whether or not we get to have off-period next year or remedial TAKS prep classes….

Like i said, “standardize testing…sux…just kill me NOW!”

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