August 2011
i can't wait to get married
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
this…whole…thing…was…funny! :D
Reblog if you've ever been called: ugly, emo, fat, stupid, worthless, unwanted, a nerd, anorexic, a freak, twat, cunt, retard, goth, gay, alone, fake, idiot, bitch, or the least bit beautiful.
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Beyonce is pregnant. It's destiny's child.
I was just waiting for someone to bring this one out.
HAHAHAA!
Oh, God… She should’ve known! XD
that was a good one!
I love how all of tumblr is talking about the VMA's like were all in a bigass living room watching it together.
Beyonce's baby is going to be a fucking boss.
“I performed on stage before I was even born.”
